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Movie Review to "Merchants of Venus (aka Dirty Little Business, A)"

Alex Jakoff (Michael York) is a Russian immigrant looking for work in the USA when he finds a job as a stock boy in a sex-toy factory. The factory's elderly owner Mrs. Eppy (Nancy Fish) sees Alex as a nice, but lonely guy. So, she tries setting him up with her friend Catherine (Prunella Gee) an aging adult film star. Alex is smitten with Catherine on sight, but she is reluctant to commit to any relationship out of her profession. Meanwhile, when Eppy's business is threatened with being closed down, Alex decides to buy the place with money from his family whom are in the Russian mafia. But when the business fails anyway and his family of thugs want all their money back, Alex is forced to make some drastic decisions to stay alive. [Learn more about the movie Merchants of Venus (aka Dirty Little Business, A)...]

Movie Review to "Team America: World Police"

Team America follows an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability. Learning that power hungry dictator Kim Jong Il (parker) is out to destroy the world, the team recuits Broadway star Gary Johnston (parker) to go undercover. With the help of Team America (Stone, Miller, Masasa, parker, and Norris), Gary manages to slip into an arms dealer's hideout to uncover the plan to destroy the world. Will Team America be able to save the world? [Learn more about the movie Team America: World Police...]

Movie Review to "Barbie: Fairytopia"

Elina is a flower fairy who discovers that her home of Magic Meadow has been overcome by a horrible malady that is killing the flowers and making the fairies unable to fly. With the help of Bibble, a puffball and a giant butterfly named Hue she attempts to find Azura, a Guardian Fairy. She's challenged along the way by the evil Laverna who wants to usurp the Enchantress, the ruler of Fairytopia. [Learn more about the movie Barbie: Fairytopia...]

Movie Review to "South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut"

South Park is a peaceful and quiet town until the Terrence and Phillip movie "Asses Of Fire" hits the theaters. Once that happens, all friggin' hell breaks loose. After all the kids see the movie, they begin using all the foul and naughty language used in the movie. When the parents discover this, they demand war against Canada. The parents plan to execute Terrence and Phillip. After Kenny gets sent to hell (all thanks to Cartman), he overhears Satan and Saddam Hussien plan to rise to Earth to rule for 2,000,000 years of torture once Terrence and Phillip's blood touches US soil. Will Cartman's filthy fucking mouth and V-Chip save the day? [Learn more about the movie South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut...]

Movie Review to "Rawhead Rex"

Ireland will never be the same after Rawhead Rex, a particularly nasty demon, is released from his underground prison by an unwitting farmer. The film follows Rex's cross country rampage, while a man struggles to stop it. [Learn more about the movie Rawhead Rex...]

Movie Review to "Home Alone 4"

Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv Merchants, one of the villains from the first two movies, partners up with a new criminal named Vera to hit Natalie's mansion. [Learn more about the movie Home Alone 4...]

Movie Review to "Command Performance"

A Moscow charity concert turns bloody when armed extortionists take the head liner American pop-star Venus and the Russian President with his family hostage. Help is on the way when the drummer of a heavy metal warm-up band, an ex-bad ass biker played by Lundgren, and a young Russian F.S.B. agent team up to fight back. But our two heroes are seriously outnumbered and things aren't as simple as they appear when old ghosts from the Soviet Union appear to haunt the present in this fast paced action piece. [Learn more about the movie Command Performance...]

Movie Review to "A Haunting in Connecticut"

A haunting documentary of a normal family living in Connecticut, who, after moving into their new house, are terrorized by an evil ghost that dwells in the home. [Learn more about the movie A Haunting in Connecticut...]

Movie Review to "Barbie of Swan Lake"

Kelsey Grammer lends his voice to this version of the classic fairy tale "Swan Lake." Featuring Tchaikovsky's music, this animated movie stars Barbie as Odette, a baker's daughter lost in the Enchanted Forest, where she's turned into a swan by the evil magician Rothbart. The Fairy Queen helps by allowing Odette to stay human, but only at night. Can Odette save the Forest from Rothbart? And will the Prince still love her, even if she's half-swan? [Learn more about the movie Barbie of Swan Lake...]

Movie Review to "Another Cinderella Story"

This story is basically a sequel to the first version A Cinderella Story. But it has a modern twist to it. It centers on a young dancer (Selena Gomez) who meets a guy (Drew Seeley) at a ball. She then drops her ipod while rushing out. Though the guy has no idea who she is. [Learn more about the movie Another Cinderella Story...]

Movie Review to "How to Steal a Million"

Charles Bonnet, the latest in a long line of master art forgers, loans one of his best works, a faux Cellini Venus, to a Paris museum despite his daughter Nicole's objections. Later, Nicole surprises a tuxedo-clad burglar in her father's workshop. She can't call the police because her father's hobby might be discovered, so she ends up driving the man—Simon Dermott—back to his hotel. Dermott is actually an inspector who is gathering evidence against Bonnet, but his attraction to Nicole complicates the assignment. Nicole learns that the museum plans to conduct a test on the Venus for insurance purposes, which she knows will expose the statue as a fake. To save her father from jail, she asks Simon to steal it, unaware of his true identity. Simon, intrigued by the challenge and now smitten with Miss Bonnet, agrees to the proposal. [Learn more about the movie How to Steal a Million...]

Movie Review to "Friday"

Having just been canned from his job on his day off, Craig and his best friend Smokey spend the day smoking up in their South Central neighborhood while dealing with a neighborhood bully, relationship troubles, an angry drug dealer, and a lot of other odd characters. [Learn more about the movie Friday...]

Movie Review to "A Christmas Story"

It's Christmas time and there's only one thing on Ralphie parker's Christmas list this year: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-Shot, Range Model Air Rifle, but many obstacles stand in the way of his dream because every adult that he confronts keeps telling him he'll shoot his eye out. Meanwhile The Old Man just got a major award (a lamp shaped like a woman's leg), and Mom is making sure The Old Man doesn't come near her turkey, Ralphie's friend gets his tongue stuck to a flag pole, and Ralphie utters the f-word infront of his father. Christmas is drawing nearer and Ralphie visits Santa at the department store in hopes of asking him for his dream gift. Will he receive it? Let's hope so. [Learn more about the movie A Christmas Story...]

Movie Review to "Othello"

Iago (Kenneth Branagh) convinces Othello, The Moor of Venice (Lawrence Fishburne) that his wife, Desdemona has been unfaithful. Iago is an evil, manipulative character with his own agenda. A plot of jealousy and rage transpires in this classic Shakespearean tale. [Learn more about the movie Othello...]

Movie Review to "Passing Strange"

A young black artist leaves his Los Angeles digs and travels to Europe to find himself. A theatrical stage production of the original Broadway musical. [Learn more about the movie Passing Strange...]

Movie Review to "Disaster Movie"

Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. [Learn more about the movie Disaster Movie...]

Movie Review to "The Stickup"

It's a quiet little town where nothing happens - until the day the bank is hit for half a million dollars of Indian casino money by a thief wearing a clowns mask. From here the story follows a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse between bank robber and former cop parker (James Spader) and small-town police officer Ray DeCarlo (David Keith) determined to catch him. parker doesn't help himself by holing up with a nurse who happens to be DeCarlo's former wife. Throw in a rookie FBI agent, Indians who want their money back, some former friends of parker who are not so friendly anymore and his fate seems sealed. [Learn more about the movie The Stickup...]

Movie Review to "Spider-Man"

Based on Marvel Comics' superhero character, this is a story of Peter parker who is a nerdy high-schooler. He was orphaned as a child, bullied by jocks, and can't confess his crush for his stunning neighbourhood girl Mary Jane Watson. To say his life is "miserable" is an understatement. But one day while on an excursion to a laboratory a runaway radioactive spider bites him... and his life changes in a way no one could have imagined. Peter acquires a muscle-bound physique, clear vision, ability to cling to surfaces and crawl over walls, shooting webs from his wrist ... but the fun isn't going to last. An eccentric millionaire Norman Osborn (William Dafoe) administers a performance enhancing drug on himself and his maniacal alter ego Green Goblin emerges. Now Peter parker has to become Spider-Man and take Green Goblin to the task... or else Goblin will kill him. They come face to face and the war begins in which only one of them will survive at the end. [Learn more about the movie Spider-Man...]

Movie Review to "Orgazmo"

Joe Young is a young Mormon actor who preaches the word of God in LA and can't get anything from it. One day he stumbles on the set of new porno movie shot by well known porn director Maxxx Orbison. Maxxx chooses Joe for the title part in his new movie Captain Orgazmo. Joe soon befriends short and skinny Ben Chapleski (his sidekick in the film), who invented a ray-gun which emits a light beam that causes the most intense orgasm in whoever it hits (called Orgasmorator). Unexpectedly movie Captain Orgazmo becomes a cult hit, and Joe's girlfriend Lisa accidentally sees the movie in the video store - and the problems begin. [Learn more about the movie Orgazmo...]

Movie Review to "The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning"

The plot explores the story of Athena, Ariel's mother, through the narration of Ariel. [Learn more about the movie The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning...]