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Movie Review to "Confessions of a Porn Addict"

Mark Tobias had it all: a job, a house and Felice, his adoring wife. The only blemish in his otherwise perfect existence is his unhealthy addiction to PORN an obsession that eventually forces Felice to leave him. In an effort to stay out of prison and get his wife back, Mark travels to Los Angeles along with his PORN Addicts Anonymous sponsor Bob. [Learn more about the movie Confessions of a Porn Addict...]

Movie Review to "I Am Virgin"

When a highly-contagious virus kills 99% of the world's population and transforms the survivors into sex-crazed vampires, one lone virgin must put his libido in check and resist the allure of the living dead. Featuring a special appearance by PORN superstar Ron Jeremy. [Learn more about the movie I Am Virgin...]

Movie Review to "Humpday"

When Andrew unexpectedly shows up on Ben's doorstep late one night, the two old college friends immediately fall into their old dynamic of heterosexual one-upmanship. To save Ben from domestication, Andrew invites Ben to a party at a sex-positive commune. Everyone there plans on making erotic art films for the local amateur PORN festival and Andrew wants in. They run out of booze and ideas, save for one: Andrew should have sex with Ben, on camera. It's not gay; it's beyond gay. It's not PORN; it's an art project. The next day, they find themselves unable to back down from the dare. And there's nothing standing in their way - except Ben's wife Anna, heterosexuality, and certain mechanical questions. [Learn more about the movie Humpday...]

Movie Review to "Hookers Inc."

This is a story about two young Los Angeles Escort Drivers and their two main hookers Starship with an "I" and Starshyp with a "Y" who set out to make an artistic movie, only the agreement is that they have to make a PORN. Black Cock Down. Stewy and Slimmy the two escort drivers manage to cast famous PORN stars but chaos ensues as the PORN stars become demanding on these innocent filmmakers. [Learn more about the movie Hookers Inc....]

Movie Review to "High Noon"

Will Kane is a town marshall. It's his wedding day and his last day as a lawman. He was about to leave town with his new bride to start a new life when some men come to town who tell him that a man he sent to prison some years ago has just been released and is arriving on the NOON train. Kane and any of the townsfolk who remember him, know that he's coming to town for one thing; to get Will. Will's friends tell him to leave town which he does but Will feeling that running away is not a solution returns and intends to face him. Will tries to find support from his friends but all of them don't want to help him or are too afraid and all that they tell him is to leave, even his wife feels the same way. And as the train comes closer, Will is all alone. [Learn more about the movie High Noon...]

Movie Review to "13 Hours in a Warehouse"

13 Hours in a Warehouse is a thriller that spins the tale of five hired thieves who after a successful heist, spend the night hiding out in an abandoned warehouse to wait for the buyer to arrive in the morning. Two of them know this warehouse as the place that was once thought to be used by their father as a PORN studio. But as they settle themselves in, strange numbers begin to appear everywhere, and as the story progresses, we find that it wasn't PORN daddy was filming. Now they have a big problem...they are not alone in the warehouse. [Learn more about the movie 13 Hours in a Warehouse...]

Movie Review to "Rated X"

Based on the true story of Jim and Artie Mitchell, two brothers who entered the PORN industry in the early 60's. After creating such legendary PORN films as "Behind the Green Door" and "Inside Marily Chambers", they later became addicted to drugs and began a downward spiral leading to bankruptcy and murder. [Learn more about the movie Rated X...]

Movie Review to "Helpmates"

Oliver's house is in a shambles after a wild party, and his wife is due home at NOON. He calls Stanley to help him fix the place up, and the typical catastrophies ensue. Somehow, however, Stanley manages to complete the job by the time Oliver leaves to pick up his wife at the train station. As a finishing touch, Stan decides to start a nice fire in the fireplace, using a can of gasoline to hurry the process along. [Learn more about the movie Helpmates...]

Movie Review to "Shanghai Noon"

A 19th century Western. Chon Wang is a clumsy Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China. When Princess Pei Pei is kidnapped from the Forbidden City, Wang feels personally responsible and insists on joining the guards sent to rescue the Princess, who has been whisked away to the United States. In Nevada and hot on the trail of the kidnappers, Wang is separated from the group and soon finds himself an unlikely partner with Roy O'Bannon, a small time robber with delusions of grandeur. Together, the two forge onto one misadventure after another. [Learn more about the movie Shanghai Noon...]

Movie Review to "Popcorn Porn"

This film follows the making of Kevin Smith's latest film, Zack and Miri Make A PORNo. [Learn more about the movie Popcorn Porn...]

Movie Review to "1408"

Based on the short Stephen King horror story of the same name, 1408 surrounds supernatural writer Mike Enslin, an author of two hit books focusing on supernatural phenomena. As research for his latest book, Enslin is determined to check out the notorious room 1408 in a New York City hotel by personally staying as a guest in the fabled room. With the intention that 1408 is just a myth perpetuated by stories and rumor that Enslin has collected for his past works. However, hotel manager Mr. Olin has strong objections to Enslin's stay and only warns him of possible danger to come. But Enslin is determined to go through and convinced that the horrific past of 1408 is just mere coincidence and a myth. But what Mike Enslin is about to experience is no myth, as 1408 truly is a room where the guests don't check out by NOON. [Learn more about the movie 1408...]

Movie Review to "Splinterheads"

In this independent comedy, Justin (Thomas Middleditch) is a twentysomething slacker who has a hard time getting out of bed before NOON and works part-time mowing lawns with his buddy Wayne (Jason Rogel), who is only slightly more ambitious. Justin hears a lot from his family about making something of himself, but he doesn't pay much attention until he and Wayne check out a traveling carnival one evening. Justin meets Galaxy (Rachael Taylor), a beautiful and spunky girl who works at a dunk-tank concession, and he is so taken with her he doesn't mind when she takes his money in a fixed game. Justin unexpectedly crosses paths with Galaxy the next day, and before long he's spending most of his time with her and her fellow carnies. Has Justin finally found his destiny with Galaxy, or is he just another stop on the road for her? Also starring Lea Thompson, Christopher McDonald, and Frankie Faison, Splinterheads received its world premiere in 2009 at the South by Southwest Film Festival, where director Brant Sersen's first feature, Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story, won the Audience Award in 2004. [Learn more about the movie Splinterheads...]

Movie Review to "Women in Trouble"

A serpentine day in the life of ten seemingly disparate women: a PORN star, a flight attendant, a psychiatrist, a masseuse, a bartender, a pair of call girls, etc. All of them with one crucial thing in common. Trouble. [Learn more about the movie Women in Trouble...]

Movie Review to "Sex Lives of the Potato Men"

Mackenzie Crook and Johnny Vegas star as the bird-chasing, self-proclaimed "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" of Birmingham in this £3 million brit-com about two lowlifes with active fantasy sex lives who deliver potatoes to various restaurants and grocers. [Learn more about the movie Sex Lives of the Potato Men...]

Movie Review to "The Auteur"

THE AUTEUR follows formerly renowned PORN director Arturo Domingo (Five Easy Nieces, Requiem for a Wet Dream) through a bizarre weekend as he receives a lifetime achievement award at a film festival in Portland, OR. Encountering crazed fans, former collaborators, bitter enemies, and free-loving hippies, Arturo attempts to put the pieces of his broken career and personal life back together. [Learn more about the movie The Auteur...]

Movie Review to "Hard Luck"

Three converging story lines involving bootleggers, a serial killer and drug dealers are followed. A former drug dealer (Snipes) tries to go straight, but comes across a stash of stolen drugs. Meanwhile, a middle-aged suburban housewife (Shepherd) hides a sadistic and vicious streak. [Learn more about the movie Hard Luck...]

Movie Review to "Mighty Aphrodite"

Lenny and Amanda have an adopted son Max who turns out to be brilliant. Lenny becomes obsessed with finding Max's real parents because he believes that they too must be brilliant. When he finds that Linda Ash is Max' real mother, Lenny is disappointed. Linda is a prostitute and PORN star. On top of that, she is quite possibly the dumbest person Lenny has ever met. Interwoven is a Greek chorus linking the story with the story of Oedipus. [Learn more about the movie Mighty Aphrodite...]

Movie Review to "The Girl Next Door"

18-year-old Matthew Kidman is a straight 'A' over-achiever who feels that he has never really lived life till the fall. This is, until he meets 'the girl next door'. Danielle moves in next door, and Matthew thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. All is going well, until Matthew's sex-mad friend Eli reveals that Danielle is actually a ex-PORN star. Matthew doesn't know how to take the news or how to treat Danielle, and things go from bad to worse when Danielle's former producer Kelly appears to take her back. [Learn more about the movie The Girl Next Door...]

Movie Review to "In the Land of Women"

His world in complete disorder after his break-up with a famous actress, Carter, a young soft-core PORN writer, goes to suburban Detroit to care for his sickly Grandmother and heal his broken heart. Along the way he forms a special bond with the family that lives across from his Grandma, and changes the life of each woman. In the course of this, as is required in every film—and thus the world, he changes his own life as well. [Learn more about the movie In the Land of Women...]

Movie Review to "Bad Biology"

Driven by biological excess, a young man and woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each other's existence. Unfortunately, they eventually meet, and the bonding of these two very unusual human beings ends in an explosive and ultimately over-the-top sexual experience, resulting in a truly god awful love story.... [Learn more about the movie Bad Biology...]